North Korea, Best Korea!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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