I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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