We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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