I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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