During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
40s are totally the cure
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You left your phone here
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