Nicole vs. Life
It's Friday. Sex?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize