why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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