Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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