Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
