Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
