Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just high enough for therapy.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
