Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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