I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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