She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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