He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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