Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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