Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
