Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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