So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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