try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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