me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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