my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i want to swaddle you in tequila
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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