I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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