would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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