...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Mom said you looked used
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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