There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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