The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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