make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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