i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
They have beer where we have blood.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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