Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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