I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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