What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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