Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
