Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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