yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Randomize
