I am puke
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
No stitches, just platelets and will power
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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