I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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