Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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