Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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