And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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