Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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