my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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