And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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