I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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