are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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