At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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