I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Alive.
So much puke
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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