As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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