your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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