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• (818): View more from California

  Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.

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  good choice.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!

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  I see a marketing opportunity

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• (619): View more from California

  I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"

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  You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.

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