I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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