it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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