woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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