No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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