Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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