Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I need moral support for this bender
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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