Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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