hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
the raccoons are back...
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