brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
